Random Acts of Douchebaggery

I've been an asshole for a huge part of my life, no kidding.  My harmless and innocent physique, the one you see now, it's all new....

I've been an asshole for a huge part of my life, no kidding. 

My harmless and innocent physique, the one you see now, it's all new. 
I wasn't always the most pleasant person towards other people.
I had my moments when I was a downright jerk, and I'm sorry to say that I only regret some of them.

One time, someone wrongly sent me a text message, thinking I was my aunt (who at that time made business selling handmade porcelain bowls and plates). Being my devilish self, I somehow managed to convince the poor woman that I was in fact my aunt, and proceeded to fool around by giving her tips on how to successfully run a business. She bought it. Oh did she buy it. (I must've been a very convincing middleschooler back then.) Anyway, over a week, she was still referring to me, asking for advice from time to time. Until one day, I arranged to meet up with her at a restaurant that existed in Taipan back then - Naili's Place - only to NOT show up because I was merely 14! That poor woman must've waited so long for me to show up.... 
Eventually, my mother found out about it, and she gave me a good scolding and made me feel pretty bad about it. But now that I think about it, it's pretty ludicrous how she was so unsuspecting of me. Perhaps I was a pretty damn good actress over text. 

Okay so after one story, I've gotten too lazy to recap anymore stories from the past so bye.